Campaign Speech

School is a great place to try new things, like joining clubs, joining the track team, or any events, but we must need someone to work with 'em, to be in charge. My name is Tiffany, I was volunteered, and thought that it could be better if you all open your hearts to listen to me, and make a right choice to vote me as a SA president. 

I have heard that there weren't that much people went to the events that the SA president should have made them feel excited to come, and there must reasons for it. No matter what those reasons are, all I care is about make it change, make it better. And you all should trust me, because I am always right, and keep my promises. [Begging the Question]

Just look at Thomas, apparently he has a crush on cherries, if you vote him, I bet all of us will be treated as cherries. [False Authority] Or look at Tristan, he has talked about how other is being with what he thought about us. And you all don't want a SA president of TAPA like to compare with other people and make himself or herself to look perfect, right? [Hasty Generalization] In fact, you guys don't want to be listening his weird accent and to make yourself confuse if he was saying shed or swearing, right? No offense, but you really don't. 

I don't have to be comparing with other presidential candidates to make myself look better, I know that I must be a great SA president, because I have a lot of ideas to make things better, and try to get people involved. Also, I care what other people have to say, and I will try my best to make a change, as well. School events are great with my in charge. I would win in any student body with sense for sure. 

If you don't vote me now, you would had regretted in few years later for sure. [Hypothesis Contrary to Fact] I am the best leader, therefore, I am the beast choice. [ ] Besides, everyone else is voting the shorter one, which is me, so you should, too, [Bandwagon Appeals] since short people are smarter than tall people, and live longer. Either you vote and support me in everything and do or you are not part of the TAPA students. [Either/Or Choices] So, shorter is better.